Reading Philosopher’s Stone when you’re older.
He pushed the door ajar and peered inside - and a horrible scene met his eyes.
Oh God what.
Snape and Filch were inside, alone.
THIS CANNOT BE NOT HAPPENING.
Snape was holding his robes above his knees.
MAKE IT STOP OH MY GOD MY INNOCENCE.
One of his legs was bloody and mangled. Filch was handing Snape bandages.
Oh thank God. False alarm, everyone!




